幽默卖酒广告语(国外卖酒吸引人语句)
看多了国内版的「文案高手在民间」,
不妨看看国外版的。
啤酒是全球的,文案也是。
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SOUP OF THE DAY: BEER
今日例汤:啤酒
(啤酒当水喝,可以~)
OUTSIDE 47℃
INSIDE 26℃
BEER 0.2℃
YOUR CHOICE?
室外温度47℃,室内温度26℃, 啤酒0.2℃
你选哪个?
BAR RULES
MEN NO SHIRT NO SERVICE
WOMEN NO SHIRT FREE BEER
酒吧规则:
男士:穿得少 无服务
女士:穿得少 酒免费
WE HAVE BEERS AS COLD AS EX'S HEART
我们这的啤酒
冰得
如同你前任的心
(原来国外也有“冰过前任”)
IS EVERYTHING OK?
YES/NO
COME AND HAVE A DRINK!
今天还好吗?
——好,那进来喝一杯吧!
今天还好吗?
——不好,那进来喝一杯吧!
(居然很有共鸣~)
BOOZE FOOD FUN
REAL LIFE C
欢乐靠左,现实靠右。
COFFEE KEEPS ME BUSY UNTIL ITS
ACCEPTRIBLE TO DRINK WINE
焦头烂额时冲咖啡,
轻松自在时才举杯。
YOU'RE MAKING
TOO MANY SOBER DECISIONS
你做过太多冷静的选择
(所以,是时候来一场迷醉了)
ALCOHOL!
BECAUSE NO GREAT STORY STARTED WITH
SOMEONE EATING A SALAD
没有伟大的故事是从一盘沙拉开始的,
除了酒精!
HUNGRY?WE WILL FEED YOU
THIRSTY?WE WILL GET YOU DRUNK
LONGLY?WE WILL GET YOU DRUNK
饿了?我们这管饱!
渴了?一杯搞定!
孤单了?一杯搞定!
HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 1864
(Since 1864,老字号,也是老司机~)
HUSBAND DAY CARE CENTRE
LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND WITH US!
WE LOOK AFTER HIM FOR YOU!
YOU ONLY PAY FOR HIS DRINKS!
关爱老公协会:
你自由去放松逛街买买买,
我们帮你关爱老公,只需要支付老公酒钱!
COME IN AND MEET FOR FUTURE EX-WIFE
快进来
你未来的前女友
在这买醉!
EVERY NOW AND AGAIN U NEED 2 GET WASTED
HOW ABOUT NOW?
时间总归被浪费,现在不如不醉不归?
看完这些脑洞大开的文案,
分分钟想进去喝一杯,
有没有?